people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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