I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
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