the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
You may now shotgun with the bride
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Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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