Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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