how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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