Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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