So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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