Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
