Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
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do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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