Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
babies were throwing up all over the place
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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