If i come over, it means nothing
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
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if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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