Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
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Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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