I'm sorry my penis didn't work
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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