i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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