i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I love you. Go after that dick
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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