Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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