I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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