pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I understand Curling. That high.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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