it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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