Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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