I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
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My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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