Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
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I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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