one might say we're banned from that church
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
My ATM looks so different sober.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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