Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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