I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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