You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
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Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
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I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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