OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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