Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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