69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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