so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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