Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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