u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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