what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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