so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
