idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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