1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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