i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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