Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I could fuck to npr.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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