another moral hangover. fuck.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
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you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
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Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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