Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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