Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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