do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
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I asked her politely not to touch my dick
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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