We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
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The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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