why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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