We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
