we have pet lesbian snakes
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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