She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
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I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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