You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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