Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
porn star boner night. come get it.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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