He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
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I want to create a human. Discussion later.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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