just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
