FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
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Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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