dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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